Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
good
THE FIRST ONE LOOKS LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT TRIED TO EAT
I think a tear fell out my eye.
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im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
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Dear bus PLZ come its raining and my teeth hurt and Im scared and I gotta go placessssssss
MOTHERFUCKING WISDOM TEETHS
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor
so basically we want Donna back
we want Donna back
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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how many orange in florida
99999999 orqange possible more
this is the future of tumblr
the future is now
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omg you guys I just got this email wtf???
1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this
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